The Laughing Armadillo presents her views on World politics from a UK perspective.

Warning: The following content may be offensive to sexists, racists, homophobes, Conservatives, Republicans and sociopaths.
Over the next few months I will be concentrating mostly on the US primaries and subsequent elections. That's a whole lot of crazy for you to enjoy.

I'm worried for humanity, disturbed and furious.
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Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts

Wednesday, 3 October 2012

Mitt Romney - Loving the 53%


Husband. Father. Mormon. Republican. Flip flopper. Tax avoider. Pragmatist. Part-Robot. Part-arsehole.

Mitt Romney is many things.

Presidential material he is not.

After a long drawn out period of 'Indecision' as Jon Stewart mockingly put it, Mitt was hailed as the saviour of the Republicans. A man so middle of road, so likeable, he could win the hearts of swing voters in the US – after all they truly decide elections... allegedly.

Except, he's not middle of the road – he may like to slip and slide all over it a little, but really he's planted firmly on the side of the 1%. A man so out of touch with voters (and reality in general) he thinks that, among the 47% of the population he's thrown on the scrapheap, working class white men on welfare in trailer parks up and down the US won't vote for him – He's “not interested in them”. But they do and they will – because their concern isn't adequate healthcare or contraception but is instead keeping immigrants who steal their American jobs out. And they're willing to support the man who supports the men who then outsource their American jobs abroad – and line their Swiss Bank accounts with money, that incidentally doesn't get taxed and doesn't actually contribute to the welfare that the good folks in the trailer parks receive because they were born into poverty, couldn't ever dream of going to college because its expensive and full of liberal atheist communists, while they have their hours cut back at the factory to maintain profitability and struggle to provide for their three children, the oldest of whom is pregnant and can't get an abortion or she'd better not show up for church next Sunday...

Romney pays less tax then most and seemingly lives in world where everyone has an equal chance at success, oblivious to the financial and psychological struggles so many people in poverty and working class backgrounds face.

Class struggle in America is once again becoming a reality, and Romney's rotting corpse of an election campaign is the most stark reminder that class consciousness still exists in America. It has defined this election more than any other. Years ago I attended a conference where one woman told us that she strived to share only good news about her homeland, and reassured us that Americans are finally waking up to foreign policy disasters, and domestic social and economic issues. While another win for Obama is not necessarily an alarm call, this ongoing debate about class, this distinction between the Romney's of the world and real people, is making American's less passive, less accepting that things will always remain the same and they should just shut up and get on with it.

The truth of the matter is that this election will not be decided by the undecided but by the apathetic. Obama won four years ago because people who had never voted before came out and made themselves heard. They need to keep doing that, only then will their confidence grow and they will have guts to look beyond the Red and the Blue candidates on the ballot sheet. Voter fraud measures are there simply to hinder the people who make the biggest difference from actually turning up to vote.

At this stage, its almost certain that Obama will win. He's leading in the polls at a critical time and I have it on good authority that Romney is currently less popular than George W. Bush – he's gone just one gaffe too far. And as I've said unashamedly countless times, I'm happy about Obama's lead. A win for Obama is, if nothing else, a win for affordable healthcare and the protection of women's rights and gay rights. He's not perfect, but the tragedy is there's no one safer to watch over those still sleeping, or jolt awake those lightest of sleepers.

Monday, 6 February 2012

USA Presidential Primaries - Florida and Nevada go for Romney

Its been a long week in politics.. Where o' where do I begin...

Well, everyone thought it would happen and sure enough it did. Romney won Florida with a resounding lead. So much so that the pressure for Gingrich to step down is mounting but Gingrich remains defiant, announcing after his loss in Florida that there's still 46 States to go. Well now there's 45 and he's still only won a single state in five, compared to Romney's three. Back in Florida Romney took the high road, well as high as it can be when there's Republican's involved, and declared that the metaphorical mud-flinging would not damage the Republican party's chance of winning but leave them prepared for Obama. Too right, it is preparation – preparation to repeat pre-meditated responses to very true accusations of hypocrisy, cover-ups and bare-faced lies. Romney might be able to convince Republican's that Gingrich is a bad egg – I know who I'd pick of the two if I had to – but only because Romney seems like a pragmatic weasel who could turn liberal at the slightest moral itch – But I don't think he's going to convince swing voters at the national election in November that he'll look after anyone but his millionaire pals if he makes it to the White House. And the Republicans have Gingrich to thank for that.

Florida Results
Romney
46.00%
Gingrich
32.00%
Santorum
13.00%
Paul
7.00%



Romney took Nevada with 48% of the vote – a state he's been popular with in the past. Its no surprise that front-runner Romney's campaign is gaining momentum and its fair to say that Gingrich is being abandoned. After being endorsed by drop-out and extremist Tea Party favourite Herman Cain in Florida he still lost. Cain withdrew after sex-abuse allegations and his endorsement was probably a bit of a poisoned chalice that looked a bit like one womaniser sticking up for another. Gingrich is very unlikely to pull a magic rabbit out of his hat and make people forget about his philandering, and abandoning not one, but two wives in times of poor health.
It was then rumoured that he was going to be endorsed by entrepreneur and everyone's favourite rich dick in a toupee, Donald Trump. But when the crucial moment came in Nevada, Trump climbed onto the Romney band-wagon.
Now it looks like even evangelists and hardened conservatives are turning their back on Gingrich, certain that Romney is the only viable candidate likely to beat Obama.
His losers speech in Nevada made for uncomfortable viewing to say the least. Here is a man positively at the end of his tether. He wants it so much. And don't tell anyone but he's probably in it for the money, after all he doesn't seem to talk about much else these days. Oh, and lying, something he has no part in...

Nevada Results
Romney
42.00%
Gingrich
26.00%
Paul
18.00%
Santorum
13.00%

And until tomorrow's results come through in Colorado, Minnesota and Missouri I'll leave you with a parody of crazy-ass Santorum's views on abortion.

Thursday, 2 February 2012

USA Presidential Primaries - Florida sees rise in vicious Super PAC attacks


Super-PACS, lies and Videotape...

The run up to the Florida Primary the contest was clearly between front-runners Gingrich and Romney. With Romney ahead in the polls, Gingrich desperately clung to his victory in South Carolina with both chubby little hands. And was once again accusing Romney of traits I thought were just plain old fashioned conservatism. Gingrich has already been 'told off' as it were for attacking Romney's aggressive capitalist agenda. Now he's been accusing Romney of being anti-immigrant because Romney makes a case for legal rather than illegal immigration, something that Gingrich isn't exactly an advocate of himself. Of course, its all about preaching to the crowd you're in front of in this election. Florida has a large Latin American population, a sizeable fraction of which are registered Republicans and their votes count big time.
What Gingrich didn't seem to realise is how much it's hindered his own campaign, effectively isolating himself from factions of his own party and fuelling an unpopularity that has already convinced most of his party that he is incapable of winning in November against Obama.

So, here's what I find amazing about US elections – their financing through Super-PACS and the detrimental affect they have on broadcasting during an election year. Forgive me, my British up-bringing limits my understanding of this election tool. But here's a rough explanation:

PACS (Political Action Committees) are groups of people or organisations that lobby or campaign to elect individuals to government. These committees could only use up to $5,000 each to campaign. However, rich individuals, who didn't need the help of others had no limit to the amount of money that could be injected into their campaign. Over the years, in an attempt to ensure that less wealthy individuals could pool their money together towards an election campaign the Super PAC was eventually created. A committee can essentially raise as much money as they like for a particular candidate up for election as long as they campaign independently of the individual candidate.

What the term 'independently' means is anyone's guess...

Any how, with the money raised, these Super PACS have been causing havoc on the radio waves, TV channels and just about every walk of life for the common American. Between them, Romney and Gingrich's Super PACS forked out almost $12M before the election in Florida on Tuesday. The ads focus on smearing their opponents, and they're very good at influencing people's minds. Of course, if an ad airs 7 times in the space of a couple of hours during prime time, chances are you're going to pay attention to it at least once. I shudder to think how unbearable an election year can be for the average American, especially those that do not have the slightest interest in politics.

Here's just a sample from Restore Our Future (Romney's Super PAC - that, fyi, is filled with people who sat on the board of directors in many of his companies) and Winning Our Future (Gingrich's Super PAC - clearly borrowing a slice of Charlie Sheen's successful delusions of grandeur) respectively:




Other pre-Florida vote madness included; Santorum talking about how rape victims who fall pregnant should consider a child born of that rape as a gift from God. Gingrich promised he would colonise the moon by the end of his second 'and even less likely than a first' term in office. And Ron Paul went home to have a nap. The poor dear is 76 years old after all...

Tuesday, 24 January 2012

USA Presidential Primaries - Newt Gingrich takes South Carolina

… To be his forth wedded wife...

It was a landslide victory on Saturday for the amphibious and slimy Newt Gingrich. A man who in his life time has married, cheated, divorced and married the woman he was cheating with... then repeated - this time with second wife Marianne. Now I'm not normally one to judge a politician by their personal lives but when you come out onto a public platform claiming that homosexuals do not deserve the right to marry in order to preserve the sanctity of marriage between a man and a woman, you should first clarify how many women – otherwise people might think you're a hypocrite. In fact if you type the words 'Newt Gingrich wife' into Google one of the top results is:

Best guess for Newt Gingrich Spouse is Callista Gingrich”



Romney came in second to Gingrich's 40%, with 28% which he accepted through gritted teeth, whining and complaining about the big boy who stole his tricycle. Santorum received 17% of the vote and graciously praised Gingrich. Many speculate that he may drop out and begin to endorse Gingrich, but there's also the very real possibility he's still jumping for joy after a recount in Iowa confirmed him as winner. He highlighted there had be three primaries so far, all with three different winners. Its a first for the Republican Party in more than 30 years and proof that this is still anyone's game. Although, I think most Republican's are aware, this is not a man who could ever take the Presidency from Obama, if only because when you type the word 'Santorum' into Google the TOP result is:

spreadingsantorum.com/
Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.”

Ron Paul came in last with 13% of the vote but this funny little man is a force to be reckoned with and not to be underestimated. If inconsistency, racism and sexism form an important part of the fabric of the Republican Party as I have come to believe it does then he's still got a shot at being the Republican Candidate.

Absent from the list of results from South Carolina is Governor of Texas Rick Perry or George W. Lite as many in the press thought of him, who like a rat from a sinking ship withdrew his candidacy last Thursday. After doing badly in the Pre-South Carolina polls he stepped down extending his support to 'The Newt' who is “Not perfect... But who among us is?”. It was a long time coming following stumbling performances during the televised debates and a poor result in the Iowa caucus. Rick Perry's dropping out may have contributed to boosting Gingrich's votes in South Carolina, but Romney is a firm favourite in Florida with an alleged 25% lead in the polls. As The Newt pointed out himself, he just doesn't have the kind if money that Romney has available to him. Florida votes for their Republican candidate of choice on the 31st January.




One last thing before I go, here's the awesome Sam Sedar kicking former nominee dear old John Huntsman while he's down and highlighting just what US elections are all about...