The Laughing Armadillo presents her views on World politics from a UK perspective.

Warning: The following content may be offensive to sexists, racists, homophobes, Conservatives, Republicans and sociopaths.
Over the next few months I will be concentrating mostly on the US primaries and subsequent elections. That's a whole lot of crazy for you to enjoy.

I'm worried for humanity, disturbed and furious.
I have become the Raging Armadillo.

Wednesday 3 October 2012

Mitt Romney - Loving the 53%


Husband. Father. Mormon. Republican. Flip flopper. Tax avoider. Pragmatist. Part-Robot. Part-arsehole.

Mitt Romney is many things.

Presidential material he is not.

After a long drawn out period of 'Indecision' as Jon Stewart mockingly put it, Mitt was hailed as the saviour of the Republicans. A man so middle of road, so likeable, he could win the hearts of swing voters in the US – after all they truly decide elections... allegedly.

Except, he's not middle of the road – he may like to slip and slide all over it a little, but really he's planted firmly on the side of the 1%. A man so out of touch with voters (and reality in general) he thinks that, among the 47% of the population he's thrown on the scrapheap, working class white men on welfare in trailer parks up and down the US won't vote for him – He's “not interested in them”. But they do and they will – because their concern isn't adequate healthcare or contraception but is instead keeping immigrants who steal their American jobs out. And they're willing to support the man who supports the men who then outsource their American jobs abroad – and line their Swiss Bank accounts with money, that incidentally doesn't get taxed and doesn't actually contribute to the welfare that the good folks in the trailer parks receive because they were born into poverty, couldn't ever dream of going to college because its expensive and full of liberal atheist communists, while they have their hours cut back at the factory to maintain profitability and struggle to provide for their three children, the oldest of whom is pregnant and can't get an abortion or she'd better not show up for church next Sunday...

Romney pays less tax then most and seemingly lives in world where everyone has an equal chance at success, oblivious to the financial and psychological struggles so many people in poverty and working class backgrounds face.

Class struggle in America is once again becoming a reality, and Romney's rotting corpse of an election campaign is the most stark reminder that class consciousness still exists in America. It has defined this election more than any other. Years ago I attended a conference where one woman told us that she strived to share only good news about her homeland, and reassured us that Americans are finally waking up to foreign policy disasters, and domestic social and economic issues. While another win for Obama is not necessarily an alarm call, this ongoing debate about class, this distinction between the Romney's of the world and real people, is making American's less passive, less accepting that things will always remain the same and they should just shut up and get on with it.

The truth of the matter is that this election will not be decided by the undecided but by the apathetic. Obama won four years ago because people who had never voted before came out and made themselves heard. They need to keep doing that, only then will their confidence grow and they will have guts to look beyond the Red and the Blue candidates on the ballot sheet. Voter fraud measures are there simply to hinder the people who make the biggest difference from actually turning up to vote.

At this stage, its almost certain that Obama will win. He's leading in the polls at a critical time and I have it on good authority that Romney is currently less popular than George W. Bush – he's gone just one gaffe too far. And as I've said unashamedly countless times, I'm happy about Obama's lead. A win for Obama is, if nothing else, a win for affordable healthcare and the protection of women's rights and gay rights. He's not perfect, but the tragedy is there's no one safer to watch over those still sleeping, or jolt awake those lightest of sleepers.