The Laughing Armadillo presents her views on World politics from a UK perspective.

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Over the next few months I will be concentrating mostly on the US primaries and subsequent elections. That's a whole lot of crazy for you to enjoy.

I'm worried for humanity, disturbed and furious.
I have become the Raging Armadillo.
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Wednesday, 3 October 2012

Mitt Romney - Loving the 53%


Husband. Father. Mormon. Republican. Flip flopper. Tax avoider. Pragmatist. Part-Robot. Part-arsehole.

Mitt Romney is many things.

Presidential material he is not.

After a long drawn out period of 'Indecision' as Jon Stewart mockingly put it, Mitt was hailed as the saviour of the Republicans. A man so middle of road, so likeable, he could win the hearts of swing voters in the US – after all they truly decide elections... allegedly.

Except, he's not middle of the road – he may like to slip and slide all over it a little, but really he's planted firmly on the side of the 1%. A man so out of touch with voters (and reality in general) he thinks that, among the 47% of the population he's thrown on the scrapheap, working class white men on welfare in trailer parks up and down the US won't vote for him – He's “not interested in them”. But they do and they will – because their concern isn't adequate healthcare or contraception but is instead keeping immigrants who steal their American jobs out. And they're willing to support the man who supports the men who then outsource their American jobs abroad – and line their Swiss Bank accounts with money, that incidentally doesn't get taxed and doesn't actually contribute to the welfare that the good folks in the trailer parks receive because they were born into poverty, couldn't ever dream of going to college because its expensive and full of liberal atheist communists, while they have their hours cut back at the factory to maintain profitability and struggle to provide for their three children, the oldest of whom is pregnant and can't get an abortion or she'd better not show up for church next Sunday...

Romney pays less tax then most and seemingly lives in world where everyone has an equal chance at success, oblivious to the financial and psychological struggles so many people in poverty and working class backgrounds face.

Class struggle in America is once again becoming a reality, and Romney's rotting corpse of an election campaign is the most stark reminder that class consciousness still exists in America. It has defined this election more than any other. Years ago I attended a conference where one woman told us that she strived to share only good news about her homeland, and reassured us that Americans are finally waking up to foreign policy disasters, and domestic social and economic issues. While another win for Obama is not necessarily an alarm call, this ongoing debate about class, this distinction between the Romney's of the world and real people, is making American's less passive, less accepting that things will always remain the same and they should just shut up and get on with it.

The truth of the matter is that this election will not be decided by the undecided but by the apathetic. Obama won four years ago because people who had never voted before came out and made themselves heard. They need to keep doing that, only then will their confidence grow and they will have guts to look beyond the Red and the Blue candidates on the ballot sheet. Voter fraud measures are there simply to hinder the people who make the biggest difference from actually turning up to vote.

At this stage, its almost certain that Obama will win. He's leading in the polls at a critical time and I have it on good authority that Romney is currently less popular than George W. Bush – he's gone just one gaffe too far. And as I've said unashamedly countless times, I'm happy about Obama's lead. A win for Obama is, if nothing else, a win for affordable healthcare and the protection of women's rights and gay rights. He's not perfect, but the tragedy is there's no one safer to watch over those still sleeping, or jolt awake those lightest of sleepers.

Monday, 6 February 2012

USA Presidential Primaries - Florida and Nevada go for Romney

Its been a long week in politics.. Where o' where do I begin...

Well, everyone thought it would happen and sure enough it did. Romney won Florida with a resounding lead. So much so that the pressure for Gingrich to step down is mounting but Gingrich remains defiant, announcing after his loss in Florida that there's still 46 States to go. Well now there's 45 and he's still only won a single state in five, compared to Romney's three. Back in Florida Romney took the high road, well as high as it can be when there's Republican's involved, and declared that the metaphorical mud-flinging would not damage the Republican party's chance of winning but leave them prepared for Obama. Too right, it is preparation – preparation to repeat pre-meditated responses to very true accusations of hypocrisy, cover-ups and bare-faced lies. Romney might be able to convince Republican's that Gingrich is a bad egg – I know who I'd pick of the two if I had to – but only because Romney seems like a pragmatic weasel who could turn liberal at the slightest moral itch – But I don't think he's going to convince swing voters at the national election in November that he'll look after anyone but his millionaire pals if he makes it to the White House. And the Republicans have Gingrich to thank for that.

Florida Results
Romney
46.00%
Gingrich
32.00%
Santorum
13.00%
Paul
7.00%



Romney took Nevada with 48% of the vote – a state he's been popular with in the past. Its no surprise that front-runner Romney's campaign is gaining momentum and its fair to say that Gingrich is being abandoned. After being endorsed by drop-out and extremist Tea Party favourite Herman Cain in Florida he still lost. Cain withdrew after sex-abuse allegations and his endorsement was probably a bit of a poisoned chalice that looked a bit like one womaniser sticking up for another. Gingrich is very unlikely to pull a magic rabbit out of his hat and make people forget about his philandering, and abandoning not one, but two wives in times of poor health.
It was then rumoured that he was going to be endorsed by entrepreneur and everyone's favourite rich dick in a toupee, Donald Trump. But when the crucial moment came in Nevada, Trump climbed onto the Romney band-wagon.
Now it looks like even evangelists and hardened conservatives are turning their back on Gingrich, certain that Romney is the only viable candidate likely to beat Obama.
His losers speech in Nevada made for uncomfortable viewing to say the least. Here is a man positively at the end of his tether. He wants it so much. And don't tell anyone but he's probably in it for the money, after all he doesn't seem to talk about much else these days. Oh, and lying, something he has no part in...

Nevada Results
Romney
42.00%
Gingrich
26.00%
Paul
18.00%
Santorum
13.00%

And until tomorrow's results come through in Colorado, Minnesota and Missouri I'll leave you with a parody of crazy-ass Santorum's views on abortion.